where am i from again
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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