We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
