try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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