You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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