you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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