apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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