Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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