Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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