Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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