he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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