so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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