I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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