Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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