I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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