I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
