Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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