Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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