are you so shy because you have an std?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
