I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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