dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
this will be a night to untag.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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