I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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