Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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