Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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