she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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