Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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