just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I can't turn off my feet"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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