So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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