I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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