What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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