Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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