This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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