I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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