sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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