Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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