You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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