your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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