is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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