Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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