another moral hangover. fuck.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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