i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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