I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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