Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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