he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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