That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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