whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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