this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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