Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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