also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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