i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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