You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
if only i could text you this smell
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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