I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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