I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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