How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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