You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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