Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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