4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
